You've got to take me with you, and teach me everything you know, you can't leave me here

Sins of the Past

I'm not cut out for this village life, I was born to do so much more

Sins of the Past

No, I don't like swords...can't hit the side of a cyclops with a bow and arrow...agh, what's this? Ephiny: That's a fighting staff

Hooves and Harlots

Ephiny: Come, now Gabrielle: I'm sorry, you must have me mistaken for a pet Ephiny: Would you come with me? Gabrielle: That's better

Hooves and Harlots

Xena: What's this?...Gabrielle: I'm an amazon princess...Xena: Great

Hooves and Harlots

Now shut up and go over there...way over there

Ten Little Warlords

let's go in there and find out why Ares sent for them, you could put the pinch on one of those bastards...Xena: Hey, calm down

Ten Little Warlords

Very funny, fortunately I have a brilliant sense of humour

Fins, femmes and Gems

I have something really important I have to speak to you about...do these boots work with this skirt?

Fins, Femmes and Gems

well, listen to my stort 'bout Gabrielle, nice little girl who's lookin' pretty swell, nice round breasts and a firm young- Xena: Are you out of your mind?!...Gabrielle: Too loud?

Fins, Femmes and Gems

I am the ultimate fantasy

Fins, Femmes and Gems

Xena, you were always so quick to blame her, well she is not evil, she is not!

Maternal Instincts

Why aren't you dead? Hope: Well its certainly not for your lack of trying, is it?

A family affair

You think I'd learn not to meddle with families

Daughter of Pomira

I hate to tell you this, but history is fickle

Succession